God and Santa Can Eat Shooter McGavin's Breakfast
Shooter eats pieces of shit for breakfast. But mostly just God. How's that for a clickbait title? Did it grab your attention? I feel I owe a bit of apology to both of those two, because they aren't responsible for how their believers behave. I saw a post a few years back and then again recently about being careful about what gifts you may label "from Santa" or not during the Christmas season. You may be asking why, and that's because some kids may go to school talking about what they got from Santa and find themselves wondering why Franklin got a new Playstation and they only got a Jurrassic World Lego set. It may leave them feeling like Santa doesn't value them as much as Franklin and it will destroy their self esteem for the rest of their lives. They'll end up trying to be like Franklin so they can get the same gifts from Santa instead of just being their own awesome self without comparing their own material obsessions with another...